Here's a new assigning blame category. Is the director to blame for botching this ruling or am I to blame for complaining about it?
South picks up in 4th all white at IMPs
KT / Q6 / JT742 / T765
Lefty passes. Pard opens 1 Spade. Righty doubles. This hand passes. Lefty bids 3 Hearts. Pass. Pass.
Your call?
Oh, I forgot to mention something.
Before your partner passed, he went into the tank for about 2 minutes. He went into the tank for so long that his partner called the director on him (thinking he had connection problems.)
He then said 'deeply thinking .....'
Now how do you feel about a 3 Spade bid?
I was pretty steamed. Here's the table conversation preceding the director call and the subsequent conversation I had with the director. (If you're averse to a little melodrama, probably best to skip this post.) I haven't edited out any comments at that table, anything that director said to me, or anything I said to that director.
First the preamble, as I return from my lost connection and we wait after Peter's 3 Heart bid and winnietx calls the Director on her partner:jonottawa: hi all
jonottawa: sorry peter, my router crashed
winnietx: are u there p
winnietx: everyone is having problems
jonottawa: oh really? maybe it's bbo
winnietx: lol
jonottawa: or maybe the Internets are down

all those tubes and whatnot
reeve: still ots of time
->jonottawa: Automated message: Director ACBL_22 has been requested by winnietx
CNchen: p
CNchen: deeply thinking.....
winnietx: oh
reeve: your bid chen
winnietx: that s r eally deep
CNchen: our time is enough.
winnietx: enough for what
reeve: nancy, lotsa time
CNchen: enough for complish this board.
->jonottawa: Automated message: Director ACBL_22 is now at the table as requested by winnietx
CNchen: np
CNchen: np, TD
Now the 3 Spade bid, at which time I immediately clicked on the Call Director button. The director was still at the table.->jonottawa: Automated message: Director ACBL_22 has been requested by jonottawa
CNchen: i just think
jonottawa: hi Director, I now have a problem
reeve: me 2
winnietx: lol
CNchen:

opps.
jonottawa: I'd like protection after the break in tempo over 3!h
Now a falsehood the likes of which drives me absolutely bananas:winnietx: break in tempo i thought my p had gone to get a pack of cigarettes
ACBL_22: please play
jonottawa: and then he said 'deeply thinking'
CNchen: play please, opps.

ACBL_22: please play
Now, for some reason, CNchen stopped playing on the last trick of the hand:CNchen: time left 2 minutes.
jonottawa: then play a card
reeve: no claim button
reeve: nancy
winnietx: i am not playing
winnietx: my p is
winnietx: he s the one in no hurry
winnietx: strange round
Just as I push the Call Director button again at the conclusion of the hand:->jonottawa: Automated message: Director ACBL_22 has been requested by jonottawa
We are whisked away to a new table. The subsequent conversation occurred in private messages while I was playing against other folks:->jonottawa: Automated message: Director ACBL_22 is now at the table as requested by jonottawa
jonottawa: I'd like to request an adjusted score on the last hand to whatever 3!h is making
ACBL_22: ill check
->ACBL_22: ty
At least 10 minutes later, I hadn't gotten any feedback from the Director. Can you imagine that at a real tournament?->ACBL_22: could you let me know what your ruling is on board 8, please? south clearly bid due to her partner's break in tempo over 3!h, that is a clear violation of the rules
ACBL_22: not in an unusall auction
->ACBL_22: I'd like to request a committee, this is a clear violation of the rules
->ACBL_22: there was nothing unusual about the auction from south's perspective
->ACBL_22: and I didn't make that gross takeout double, the person subbing for me did, but that's completely irrelevant to the issue of the BIT and UI
ACBL_22: what bd??
->ACBL_22: 8
->ACBL_22: BIT by N after 3!h bid
->ACBL_22: then the comment 'deeply thinking'
->ACBL_22: to emphasize that it was indeed a BIT
ACBL_22: he was a sub also and not a regular partner
->ACBL_22: that doesn't allow his partner to take an inference from his BIT and his comment 'deeply thinking'
->ACBL_22: I'm dropping a line to Mike Flader, just to recap there was a break in tempo, the person who made the break in tempo made the comment 'deeply thinking', his partner took a bizarre ...
->ACBL_22: action based on the break in tempo, you refused to roll the result back, you refused to let me have a committee, is that about right? thx
ACBL_22 (Lobby): that is not right but if you feel you were damaged ok
ACBL_22 (Lobby): i checked the bd and tou were not damaged it was not a regular partnership
->ACBL_22: we lost 4 IMPs on the board, we would have done better in 3!h which is the correct ruling
->ACBL_22: and again, you can't draw inferences from partner's break in tempo whether you've played together once or a million times, I can't believe you're not aware of that
->ACBL_22: anyway, I don't want to argue, thx for your opinion
ACBL_22 (Lobby):

->ACBL_22: is Barbara-ACBL 22 the best way to identify you?
ACBL_22: ACBL_22 is all that is necessary
->ACBL_22: and which part of the fact pattern were you disagreeing with? just the damage part?
->ACBL_22: you acknowledge that you were called promptly, that the facts were explained to you (including the comment 'deeply thinking') and that South's bid seemed clearly influenced by the ...
->ACBL_22: break in tempo
I got no further response from ACBL_22.
If you're wondering, the ruling had no effect on our overall rank or masterpoint award. If you think that's important, you're reading the wrong blog.
One other point is the question of 'Did we defend so egregiously that we broke the link between the infraction and the damage?'
I had to lead from:
7654 / KT32 / Q8 / AJ4
Righty opened 1 Spade. This hand doubled. Pard bid 3 Hearts. Lefty bid 3 Spades.
Yes, double is sick. I wouldn't double with this in a million years, but my router failed at an inopportune moment (normally it's very reliable) and a sub made the initial double. I don't think that's relevant, but if you do please state your reasoning.
Anyway, the only lead to beat the hand legitimately is the Ace of Clubs. I don't think a Heart lead breaks the link.